i used to have this boy friend. he was the WORST shitty boy friend in the world.

so i made fun of him. i made up silly songs about his strange behavior, i called him crazy richard (even though his name was fred), i video taped him snoring, when he came home drunk and passed out i took polariods of him, i told all our friends about the strange things he said in his sleep and egged him on to say more. and when he was a brat i threatened to call his mother and tell on him.

so, all i'm saying, is if you go out with an asshole and haven't managed to give him up yet, at least have fun w/ him while he's still around.

btw this relationship ended a few years ago and i've never been happier.