Link for you

topic posted Mon, November 17, 2003 - 8:50 PM by  Lupo
www.heartless-bitches.com/rants....shtml

I find the concept of this tribe deeply amusing.

-Lupo
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Lupo
  • Re: Link for you

    Tue, November 18, 2003 - 1:43 AM
    i wondered what the hell you were doing here. have to join to post? you would think it's amusing. you're probally one of the guys that would drive a person mad. except the boyfriend part of the tribe.

    why don't we just call it the gluttons for punishment. the mascocists.

    i actually found a nice guy.
    • Re: Link for you

      Tue, November 18, 2003 - 3:45 PM
      I joined! It's an open tribe! I actually got led here
      somewhere else than your profile, but you seem to be
      ubiquitous.

      I am, indeed, a shitty ex-boyfriend (though not to anyone
      on this forum, or on tribe, really, for that matter), and I
      thought I would share a little, from the other side of the Y
      chromosome.

      Plus, like, I was always curious what to do to make the
      persistant ex-girlfriends go away. When Brother Lupo is nice
      to them, they don't go away. When Brother Lupo is shitty
      to them, they don't go away. When Brother Lupo ignores them,
      they don't go away. When Brother Lupo sleeps with their best
      friends, they don't go away.

      My friend Mark gets them to go away by faking like he is
      head over heels in love with them. I should practise faking
      that or something.

      -Lupo
      • Re: Link for you

        Tue, November 18, 2003 - 7:45 PM
        of course it's an open tribe. and of course i'd love to hear your comments.

        so what is the attraction to you lupo? some secret potion that renders women starstruck? wait i know someone else who's got that. and it sounds like you would like to turn it off. can't you do some of that science geek stuff, that usually repulses most.

        no really i think i can see your point. it's a horrible condition, always driving the girls mad, them bothering you while you are trying to get work done.

        well i personally try to avoid the stalker route, but some people have an all access card to walk back into my life at any time. it's like a back stage pass.

        i think that professing undying love is enough to drive a man away, but wouldn't say that's the same for women.

        who knows?

        pulling one of those 4 syllables words on me i see.

        u·biq·ui·tous Audio pronunciation of ubiquitous ( P ) Pronunciation Key (y-bkw-ts)
        adj.

        Being or seeming to be everywhere at the same time; omnipresent: “plodded through the shadows fruitlessly like an ubiquitous spook” (Joseph Heller).
        • Re: Link for you

          Tue, November 18, 2003 - 8:01 PM
          maybe you and jeremy need to talk about developing some kind of low frequency women repellent. i thought you were some kind of supervillian or something.
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          Re: Link for you

          Tue, February 10, 2004 - 3:26 PM
          squeek says:
          so what is the attraction to you lupo? some secret potion that renders women starstruck? wait i know someone else who's got that. and it sounds like you would like to turn it off. can't you do some of that science geek stuff, that usually repulses most.


          usually it IS the geek stuff that I like- what about the rest of you girls?? I am a geek too!
      • Re: Link for you

        Tue, June 28, 2005 - 12:21 PM
        Hey Lupo!

        :)

        You are exactly right. To turn anyone off / make them go away: smother them.

        I am completely serious. Works like a charm. Turns up the boring factor.

        Ciao!
        • Re: Link for you

          Tue, June 28, 2005 - 3:07 PM
          >You are exactly right. To turn anyone off / make them go away: smother them.

          >I am completely serious. Works like a charm. Turns up the boring factor.

          I believe it: it works for my pal. But, dang, that would take a lot of energy and scheduling and stuff. What ever happened to good old fashioned, "fuck off and die, psycho-hose beast" off tellings?

          -Lupo

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